My Stripper Bag

I believe that there is no such thing as being over prepared. Because I started stripping at private parties, and then traveling a few hours to dance in clubs I had to be ULTRA prepared. A couple weeks ago one of the girls came up to ask me for some Neosporin in front of a manager. We got to talking and the manager actually applauded me on how prepared I really am...So for those of you who want to know, this is what's in my stripper bag/locker:


Locker:
*deodorant, foot spray, perfumes, and body sprays (for that fresh STRIPPER smell <3)
*hand sanitizer
*scotch tape (TIP: removes glitter from your skin!)
*baby wipes!!!
*Lysol spray


Big bag:
*Blanket (to sit on in the dressing room...it can also get cold back there)
*Book, ipod, Mini notepad and pens (to leave love notes)
*straightener and/or curler
*slippers, fuzzy socks, or something else comfy for my feet
*golf ball (for massaging my feet)
*any clothes I am bringing home/back for cleaning
*change purse (to carry my stuff around when I feel like it)


Makeup Bag:
*foundation, green concealer (reduces redness)
*make up sponges and brushes (including combination eyebrow and eyelash comb), tweezers
*mini scissors, mini sewing kit (with safety pins), super glue
*neosporin, bandaids, new skin
*extra extra tampons
*eyeshadows and eyeliners (liquids and pencils)
*eyedrops (makeup can give you bloodshot eyes....stoner eyes aren't sexy)
*hairspray, vaseline, lotion,
*mascara, fake eyelashes, eyelash glue, little nail gems (glue them on your eyes or eyebrows with eyelash glue..PRETTY!)
*GLITTER!
*comb, brush, hair clips, bobby pins, hair ties (I will put my hair up at the end of the night sometimes...guys seem to like this after they've seen you with your hair down all night)
*jewelry
*dental floss and peppermint oil (helps get rid of headaches and bad breath!)
*lemon oil (for break outs), lavender oil (for razor burn), arnica oil (for bruises)...I like natural stuff
*lipsticks and lipgloss


I buy travel sizes for the stuff I carry around... that way I only end up carrying a small tote and a makeup bag...I'm like the Mary F*cking Poppins of the stripper world.