I came in on Sunday and told the girls I was going to change my stage name for the night, they all played along too....I went by Felony (my husband came up with that). Here's a list of the other names for that night:
Viagra
Trojan
The Reverse Cowgirl
Bruce
LaFonda
Mrs. Robinson
Gotta love how strippers entertain themselves. Honestly, I don't think many of the customers even realized...but we thought it was f*cking hilarious.
Very clever, wish I had been there that day.
ReplyDeleteI'm considering permanently changing my stage name...just kidding. But I like Felony, she may become my new alter ego :p
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